Caucasian, 40-45, white dress shirt, unbuttoned, with tatooes on his chest. Snatches of his conversation included "I ******* got up at 5:00 in the morning, went out 'zip' into the liquor store, got ******* plastered by 6:00, went back to the shelter (homeless shelter), went back to sleep, woke up at 7:00 something, there's ******* Sticks (nickname?) perched at the end of my ******* bed like a ******* gargoyle or some **** like that." "Sticks and I were out all night, and this ***** is totally strung out, we had such a fun time ******* with her head, she was going nuts."
Caucasian, 30-35, shorts and button-up short sleeve shirt, shopping bag from Trader Joe's.
The bag was a total give-away, the guy didn't belong on the bus, he wasn't comfortable. Didn't say a word, but it was that awkward not saying anything. The best part of this guy was his twitching. Not twitching like someone who can't help it, but like someone sitting uncomfortablly, trying his very hardest to get comfortable, then realizing that his new position is even more uncomfortable than the previous. I felt bad for the guy, but at the same time, don't ride the bus if you that uncomfortable with it.
A group of 3 people, who all seemed to know each other. Discussions of work, kids, spouses, all of which gave the impression of fairly intimate knowledge. My question was, do they know each other from outside the bus, or is this strictly a transit friendship?
What is it about riding the bus that makes people talk to each other? Is it the proximity to people for a fairly long amount of time? I saw a grandfatherly looking man talking with a 2 1/2 year old, who was not his for at least 30 minutes, then a woman about his age sat down next to him, and then they talked for at least 30 minutes. Is it a probability thing, the amount of people who are inclined to talk are more likely to ride the bus, so the proportion is thrown off? Hard to tell, there certainly are plenty of people who don't talk. Is it a negative filter? I only notice the anomalies in the system, I certainly don't write about people sitting calmly on the bus, keeping to themselves.
I was waiting at a transit center for a bus driver to get off his break, and there was a decent sized group there, also waiting. Then this man comes staggering up, pretty obviously drunk, and knocks on the bus door. He begins talking, presumably to the driver. But the driver is not inside the bus. He must have talked to this invisible driver for 15 minutes, and I was able to understand some of it, not exactly worth repeating. A lot of what he had to say was some combination of English, Spainish, and absolute nonsense. Pretty amazing. Another man walked across the parking lot, talking loudly. I thought he might have been on a Bluetooth. Maybe he was on something else. This guy kept talking, and I couldn't see a earpiece, and realized that he wasn't having a dialouge, but instead, some kind of monologue with an internal audience. Some of my favorite lines follow. "I know what the fools want, and I got it!" "They got the paperwork, and I got the money. I want the paperwork, and they want the money. All I need to do is get the ******* to listen to me." "I'm the protector, and they have to go through me, no matter what they try to do, they have to go through me." And my personal favorite......."What *****?!?" What makes this so hilarious is the context. This guy is standing in the middle of a parking lot, and then just shouts this, at the top of his lungs, he hadn't been talking, just standing there, pacing for a couple of minutes after finishing a good rant. Totally out of the blue.
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This next guy was on a totally different scale from almost everybody. I'm pretty sure he is fairly intelligent, in good mental health, just choosing to live in a way that is hard to swallow. He was Hispanic, 30-40, wearing a 49'ers jersey, shaved head. What he was saying was so amazing, that I had to write down quotes on some paper I had with me. "If the ******* cops show up, there better not be any crack or any other **** like that around." "Did you hear about that MOB kid that got ******* up? Yeah, John and Victor's kid. Somebody knifed him. There's gonna be some major **** going down, and I thought you should ******* know. I'll send you a picture." "I'm still waiting to hear from Housing. I just went over there yesterday to change my status to 'Homeless'. The ******* clerk said it will go faster like that. Lying *****." "You better get your Negro working then! He just sits around all ******* day, on his ******* fat ***, just talking ****. Not even ******* trying to find something to do that brings in some ******* money." 'Nuff said.
This is written on Friday, riding back from Monterey. Sitting 4 feet away from me is a guy who is tied for best bus outfit ever. The previous champion was the guy with the "World Peace Through Marijuana" shirt. This guy has an entire outfit though. Fedora, Purple dress shirt. Kind of a shiny Barney purple. Electric blue tie, coat,and pants. Oversized coat, with shoulder pads. Amazingly shiny black dress shoes. Sunglasses hanging out of his coat chest pocket. A large necklace, with what looks like an axe for the charm. Perfectly manicured nails, 3:45 shadow, brushed back long, black hair. I shall call this guy, 40's Disco Guy.
Over the next couple weeks I will be collecting observations about the dynamic on buses, and the non-interesting people, and coming back with those. Those people will be called NPTP (Normal Public Transit People)
By the way. Just because you see me frequently, or talk to me, doesn't mean you can't leave a comment. All of you should be leaving a comment. Or two. Whatever you feel like.
That's it. Thanks for reading.
Sorry about forgetting to bleep all the language. I kinda forgot what was in here. Whoops